Henrikh Mkhitaryan has a chance for a new start at Arsenal. Here's my song about it.
This is a song I made for
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Lyrics:
Hey Mickey!
You came from Germany, where you had a lot of fame
And nobody in England knew just how to spell your name
But Jose then decided not to give you any games, Mickey
You did all you could including scorpion kicks to score
But he dropped you for Juan Mata even thought he hates him more
And then he subbed you off a half-time and that was the final straw, Mickey
Oh Mickey, what a pity it has come to this
You tried but in the end Jose just really took the piss
Oh Mickey, it was s*****, you were not remiss
But don’t despair Mickey
There’s something new Mickey, new Mickey
It’s a new start, Mickey
Hey Mickey!
You’ve joined Arsenal and you should know these things as you begin
The fans are always always angry even when you win
And have you ever played at a ground where the fans don’t like to sing, Mickey?
Get yourself two dogs and you could really win some fan acclaim
You can’t be any worse than Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
And I must confess I still can’t spell your stupid f******* name, Mickey!
Oh Mickey, this is tricky, do you understand
You swapped the Champions League for Thursday nights in Kazakstan
Oh Mickey, tells us is that really your mum
She looks so young Mickey
And you look like Mickey, like Mickey
Like Ross from Friends, Mickey
Oh Mickey you’re so fine
Have you sorted your waistline
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey you’re so fine
Ozil’s on the Northern Line
Hey Mickey